Posted by
Dr. K on Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:22:14 AM
"Hey, Dad, could I have a Boxster?"
"A Boxster? What's a Boxster?"
"Oh, it's a car, a two seater?"
"You mean that Porsche?"
"Uh, yes."
"No."
"Hey, Dad, could I go to Harvard?"
"Got a scholarship?"
"Uh, no."
"Got the money?"
"I could borrow it if you co-signed."
"No. You'll have to go in-state and pay your own way."
"Hey, Dad, could you help me buy a house?"
"Got a job yet?"
"Un, no, but I'll get one soon."
"When you get a job we'll talk."
"But I need a place now."
"You have a place now."
"But I don't have enough space."
"No."
"Hey, Dad, I'd like to go to graduate school."
"And?"
"Uh, well, I don't have the money."
"And?"
"Uh, well, I need a graduate degree to get anywhere. And, well, I was wondering . . ."
"Have you paid off your first student loan?"
"Un, no."
"You'll have to pay your own way, class by class if necessary."
"But I, . . .
"No."
"Hey, Dad, there's this really nice piece of real estate, and it's a real steal."
"And?"
"I was wondering . . ."
"No."
"Hey, Dad, there's this . . .
"No."
"Hey, Dad, there's . . .
"No."
"Hey, Dad, . . .
"No."
Dad has a right to say: "NO!"
From my corner of Main Street,
Dr. K