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Twelve Step Program for Congress and the President of the United States

 

Twelve Step Program for Congress and the President of the United States.

At a joint session of Congress at which all members are required to attend along with the President and Vice President the following

Twelve Step program will be sworn to as issued by the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, Justice John Roberts.

1.      We admit we are powerless over our spending—that our lives have become unmanageable. THE NATIONAL DEBT

2.      We have come to believe that a power greater than ourselves can restore us to sanity. THE ELECTORATE

3.      We have made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of THE ELECTORATE.

4.      We must, are required to, make a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves or THE ELECTORATE WILL DO IT FOR US.

5.      We must admit to THE ELECTORATE and ourselves the exact nature of our wrongs.

6.      We are entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character or THE ELECTORATE WILL REMOVE US FROM OFFICE.

7.      We humbly ask Him to remove our shortcomings or THE ELECTORATE WILL REMOVE US FROM OFFICE.

8.      We will make a list of all persons we have harmed and are willing to make amends to them all or THE ELECTORATE WILL REMOVE US FROM OFFICE.

9.      We will not have our names applied to any public building, facility or piece of legislation, for we are to serve humbly and not seek self recognition or THE ELECTORATE WILL REMOVE US FROM OFFICE.

10. We will continue to take personal inventory and when we are wrong to promptly admit it or THE ELECTORATE WILL REMOVE US FROM OFFICE.

11.  We will continue to be solicitous of our ELECTORATE to improve our conscious contact with them or THE ELECTORATE WILL REMOVE US FROM OFFICE.

12. Having had this dressing down by THE ELECTORATE we will try to carry this message to other spendaholics and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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