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Bagdad Bob Sells Healthcare Reform

 

“No, no, no. No, no, no, you have it all wrong. Nobody dies. Nobody pays. Only those over $250,000.00 pay. No, no, no, it’s not true there will be rationing of care. No, no, no, we cannot wait. Hundreds of millions of Americans are suffering under weight of insurance premiums. People going broke. People not covered. People dying. People sickening. People puking in streets, losing everything. No, no, no, we have no time, no time to read 1000 pages, we, we must act quickly. Millions will die, will go broke. Will only cost $1.5 trillion. 

No, no, no, no worry about how much it costs. Cost will go down once we cover 47 million more, who losing, who suffering, who are without healthcare. They have no place to go. No doctor, no nurse, no potty. They defecate in streets as dirty as Bagdad. Everybody at risk. No, no, no, don’t worry about Grandpa and Grandma, they die soon anyway. No, no, no, not true we valuate lives based on future revenue. No, no, no, all lives treated equally under new system. No, no, no, not true we are wanting a single payer system. No way, Jose, not even true, just a little government option will be offered. We, we, we, will find savings in Medicare and Medicaid to pay for 2/3s, 2/3s of new system. 

I know, I know, you say Amtrak never made money, Post Office loses money, Highway & Bridge Trust fund broke, Medicare and Medicaid going broke, Social Security will go broke, but we can do this, this is real hope for suffering people. But we must act fast, do it now, buy it now, good deal for you. Just a little more money and you get everything you want.”

Everything?

"Everything."

Really.

Dr. K, from my corner of Main Street

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The Principles of Selling

 

The Principles of Selling

Let’s see now, Amtrak loses money. The Post Office loses money. The road and bridge trust fund is empty and must be subsidized by congressional appropriations. Medicare and Medicaid are rapidly going broke and the Social Security Trust fund has been plundered for God knows what and will soon be facing the tsunami of retiring Baby Boomers. So now, the all-knowing representatives and senators and the President want government run health care. This is not about insuring 46 million uninsured residents or providing healthcare for them. This is about what government wants for itself, to control our healthcare system. 

They will use the crying or sentimental sale. Don’t you want to provide health insurance and health care for those 46 million who currently don’t have it? No. That’s their problem and not mine. Besides they already have access to healthcare through community clinics. And the program wouldn’t include all 46 million anyway. 

Then comes the, how can we live without it sell. Things will get much worse without healthcare reform. We have to do it now. Prices and insurance premiums will go up and force people out of affordable health insurance. Really, well why don’t we wait a few years and see? Are 46 million people going to drop dead in the streets if healthcare reform doesn’t pass? No. Are they going to revolt in the streets if they don’t get health insurance? No. Is this going to cause a national security crisis if they don’t get health insurance? No. Will there be huge cost overruns and huge deficits and debt if we do pass healthcare reform? YES!

Then follows, the blackmail or Chicago twisting arm sell. But we worked so hard on this. We expended a lot of energy to provide this opportunity. We’re so close to providing everything. How can you reject it now? Because I have a right to say: No. It’s going to cost too much money and most people who already have health insurance are satisfied with what they have. Why should Americans be sold on something most already have?

They say they will find savings in Medicare and Medicaid to pay for this healthcare reform. Why didn’t they find that savings before? Why did the government let this inefficiency go on and on for years? And now, all of a sudden, they can find savings in these programs where it wasn’t noticed before? Must have been a giant joint governmental epiphany. LORD GOD ALMIGHTY THERE’S SAVINGS TO BE HAD IN MEDICARE AND MEDICAID! 
Really.
 
Dr. K.
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